Movie Review: Jupiter Ascending

 is a movie that would take viewers to a huge on planet Jupiter inside the solar system's biggest storm, the Great Red Spot. (played by Mila Kunis) gets up at 4:45 in the morning to do the house chores before going to Jupiter. Then Jupiter and her helper would have the ride of their lives, as aliens called  go after the pair shooting energy-directed beams at them and got no weapons to fight back, just the shield. While at the farmhouse where lives, Jupiter can control the swarm of the bees and not one sting her, that's remarkable! And there's bees in the house, and family wouldn't mind that, even though it would be scary to most people. Caine skated the corn field real fast and hung on to the ascending ship, then Caine would say 'yes, got ya!'. Jupiter can't survive alone; if he didn't make it, Jupiter would've been killed in the end.

said she's 14,004 years old. Oh god, that old? She looks way, way, way, way too young to be that age. She must be using Fountain of Youth repeatedly. Well, she takes a dip in the regeneration fluid called made out of human DNA used to freshen her skin and attain her youthful look. If Kalique is here in real-life right now, she would've been born during the last ice age before agriculture even began and would see every human civilization rise and fall, live through Sumerian Times, Babylonian Times, Stone Age, Iron Age, Dark Ages, Medieval Times, Renaissance, Modern Era, and now! She would witness every major event since 12,000 BC, such as Noah's Great Flood, construction of the Giza Pyramids, Fall of the Holy Roman Empire, discovery and colonization of Americas, and the rise of Nazi Germany. But Kalique didn't originate on Earth; she was born on a faraway planet called Cerise, then went to Jupiter and met Jupiter.

Caine is a tough guy, even after being thrown into space. He managed to get back into the mothership to extract Jupiter from marrying. Back to Earth then back to Jupiter and refinery is going down. Jupiter, watch your step! , her foe, is more than deserved to fall into the liquid hydrogen deep in the Jupiter's interior where he gets crushed by immense pressure. Jupiter, she too, is falling, but Caine on flying skateboard grabbed her and barely made it through the portal with the mothership. They're now home happy on Earth and Jupiter gets the gift of her life, her telescope. The movie ends with Jupiter making love with Caine on top of the Willis Tower and for the first time in the whole movie Jupiter flies on her own skateboard and Caine joins her.

7/10